The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Flournoy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flournoy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.