The Inch-Short Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Flournoy gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
79%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Flournoy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.