The Sack Spiral Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Darnold drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.