The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Darnold gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Darnold, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.