The Sack Spiral Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Darnold, the end zone is a rumor.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Darnold gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Darnold, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.