The Mystery Tweak Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Darnold is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Darnold scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.