The Phantom Flag Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Darnold is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Darnold drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.