The Bad Snap Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Ref: "Number Darnold, that's a flag." Darnold: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
73%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Darnold, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.