The Pick-Six Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Darnold gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Darnold's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.