The Bad Snap Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Darnold will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Darnold's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.