The Snap Count Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Darnold, the end zone is a rumor.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
- Garbage time arrives early for Darnold: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
90%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Darnold's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.