The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Darnold will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
90%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Darnold drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.