The Phantom Flag Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
- Darnold's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Darnold, Darnold, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.