The Hamstring Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Darnold leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
80%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Darnold's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.