The Overthrow Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Darnold: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Darnold leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
87%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Darnold's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.