The Bad Snap Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Darnold, the end zone is a rumor.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
89%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Darnold, Darnold, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.