The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Darnold gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
83%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Darnold drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.