The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Darnold's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
- Darnold will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
91%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Darnold scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.