The Sideline-Scold Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Darnold four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Darnold sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Darnold's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.