The Sideline-Scold Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Darnold gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
76%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Darnold scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.