The Bad Snap Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Darnold's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Darnold scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.