The Kneel-Down Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Darnold's stadium. Only over Darnold.
84%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Darnold scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.