The Checkdown Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Darnold four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Darnold's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Darnold's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.