The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Darnold, the end zone is a rumor.
89%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Darnold's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.