The Pick-Six Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
87%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Darnold drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.