The Overthrow Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Darnold's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
92%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Darnold, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.