The Bad Snap Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“The broadcast shows Darnold on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Darnold, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.