The Late Scratch Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Ref: "Number Darnold, that's a flag." Darnold: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
- Darnold is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Darnold scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.