The Pick-Six Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Darnold tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Darnold's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.