The Sideline-Scold Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Every deep ball Ehlinger throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Ehlinger finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ehlinger drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.