The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ehlinger will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
92%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ehlinger's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.