The Mystery Tweak Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Every deep ball Ehlinger throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Ehlinger, Ehlinger, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.