The Phantom Flag Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Ehlinger's stadium. Only over Ehlinger.
- Every deep ball Ehlinger throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
92%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ehlinger's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.