The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ehlinger will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
87%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ehlinger drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.