The Mystery Tweak Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Ehlinger tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ehlinger's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.