The Intentional Grounding Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ehlinger finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Ehlinger, Ehlinger, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.