The Pick-Six Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Every deep ball Ehlinger throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Ehlinger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ehlinger's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.