The Mystery Tweak Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
73%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ehlinger, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.