The Sack Spiral Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- The play clock hits zero on Ehlinger four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Ehlinger will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
88%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ehlinger, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.