The Sideline-Scold Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Ehlinger: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ehlinger will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ehlinger's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.