The Overthrow Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
82%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Ehlinger scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.