The Pick-Six Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Ehlinger's stadium. Only over Ehlinger.
75%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ehlinger, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.