The Intentional Grounding Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Ehlinger is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ehlinger's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.