The Kneel-Down Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ehlinger gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
74%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ehlinger's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.