The Phantom Flag Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Every deep ball Ehlinger throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Ehlinger sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ehlinger's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.