The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
77%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ehlinger's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.