The Hamstring Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Ehlinger, the end zone is a rumor.
- Ehlinger gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
76%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ehlinger's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.