The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Ehlinger throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
73%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ehlinger's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.