The Kneel-Down Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Ehlinger will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
77%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Ehlinger scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.