The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- The broadcast shows Ehlinger on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Ehlinger, the end zone is a rumor.
85%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ehlinger, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.